No shortie shorts here... Take your Toxic Roots and hit those Toxic waters with our old school styled boardshorts. Velcro fly, tie waist, and rear velcro wax pocket. 95% Polyester and 5% Spandex with an approximate length of 20 inches so it should sit at the kneecap or slightly longer.

The classic truckers hat with an embroidered Toxic twist. Let them know you're carrying Toxic baggage. A quality Richardson with a pre-curved contrast stitched visor and snapback closure for that perfect fit.

The Suck Meter Patch is always there when you need it the least. Just in case you needed even more confirmation of how much fun you're having as you make your way through the day. A quick glance will give you all the reassurance you needed. The Suck Meter Patch is approximately 2 1/2 inches x 1 1/4 inches and has iron on backing.

Welcome to the paradise of Florida's Little Beachside Dump. This keychain pays homage to all the dumps we've stayed in over the years. We hope you have a Have a Toxic Stay. The Toxic Roots Motel Keychain is approximately 3 1/2 inches x 1 3/4 inches.

The Bride of Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.

As we have traveled the country, we always hit those tacky roadside shops that scream snow globes and miniature collectible spoons. Whenever we see a classic style tray, we pick them up and add to our collection. Who doesn't need a tray after witnessing the World's Largest Prairie Dog? The tray itself is a Cambro Camtray which is the worldwide industry standard for high-impact fiberglass cafeteria style trays since the 1950's. Tray measures 6" x 4 1/4".

The Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.

As we have traveled the country, we always hit those tacky roadside shops that scream snow globes and spoons. Whenever we see a classic style tray, we pick them up and add to our collection. Who doesn't need a tray after witnessing the World's Largest Prairie Dog? The tray itself is a Cambro Camtray which is the worldwide industry standard for high-impact fiberglass cafeteria style trays since the 1950's. Tray measures 6" x 4 1/4".

Florida's Little Beachside Dump is our very own Toxic Paradise built upon the former WW2 dumpsite for the Naval Air Station (NAS) Banana River which is now Patrick Space Force Base in Satellite Beach, FL. A portion of the South Patrick Shores neigborhood is now included in the Naval Air Station Banana River Off-Base Disposal Area Formerly Used Defense Site or FUDS. This little 2 inch bottle of soil and items is taken directly from a hole in our backyard and I tried to put at least one piece of glass, metal, and the weird blue stuff I found. 100% of the purchase price will go directly to those in our neighborhood. (FYI - I might have slightly inhanced the glow in the dark factor)

The Moai Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 1/2 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back.

The Simple Skull Patch says you're a mess. All your friends and family already knew it. It's just taken you awhile to get the idea. Let them know you figured it out. The Skull Enamel Pin is approximately 1 1/4 inches x 1 1/4 inches and has the standard pin back.

Toxic Roots is Old School in case you haven't figured it out. That's why I just couldn't slap the name on just any bottle opener and be happy. This bottle opener takes you back to at least the 1970s when fruit flavored drinks tasted just like the big can in came in. Grab this opener, pop open a cold one, and toast your Toxic Roots. Approximately 4.5 inches long and has a magnet on the back to stick it to the fridge.

Your friends will be blown away by the sheer coolness of the Bomb Hat. The classic low profile foamie truckers hat with screen printing. A quality Richardson hat with a snapback closure for that perfect fit.

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere with the Skull Koozie. Have another one, make your life a little more Toxic. We're not messing around with just any koozie, this one is an old school thick arse foam one put out by the Original Koozie brand. It has print on both sides and made for a can, but can be used for bottles.

Life is Toxic. Wake up, do what needs to be done, and go to bed so you can do it all over again the next day. In other words, Embrace The Suck. The Embrace The Suck Patch is approximately 3 inches x 1 inch and has iron on backing.

Is your dump smelling a little too fresh? Don't you wish you could enjoy that wonderful smell of a hot summer day at the beach with an overflowing beach trashcan full of rotting trash and half eaten fish sandwiches all year? Now you Can with the Pure Garbage Air Freshener! Air Freshener is approximately 4 inches x 2 1/2 inches with new Tropical Trash (Pina Colada) scent.

Born in the Toxic waters of the Indian River lagoon, this Toxic Fish Hat has developed a odd adaptation to stay alive. The classic low profile foamie truckers hat with screen printing. A quality Richardson hat with a snapback closure for that perfect fit.

Embrace your Toxic life and Live Toxic. You choose where you want to put it. The Live Toxic Patch is 3 1/2 inches x 2 1/2 inches and has an iron on backing.

Break the uniform dress code and make it Toxic. Standard issue 1 x 5.2 inches OCP nametape with black lettering and Velcro hook fastener. Direct from my not so secret source on Victory Drive near Ft Benning.