Welcome to the paradise of Florida's Little Beachside Dump. This keychain pays homage to all the dumps we've stayed in over the years. We hope you have a Have a Toxic Stay. The Toxic Roots Motel Keychain is approximately 3 1/2 inches x 1 3/4 inches.

The Bride of Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.

The Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.

The Moai Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 1/2 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back.

Is your dump smelling a little too fresh? Don't you wish you could enjoy that wonderful smell of a hot summer day at the beach with an overflowing beach trashcan full of rotting trash and half eaten fish sandwiches all year? Now you Can with the Pure Garbage Air Freshener! Air Freshener is approximately 4 inches x 2 1/2 inches with new Tropical Trash (Pina Colada) scent.

Embrace your Toxic life and Live Toxic. You choose where you want to put it. The Live Toxic Patch is 3 1/2 inches x 2 1/2 inches and has an iron on backing.

Break the uniform dress code and make it Toxic. Standard issue 1 x 5.2 inches OCP nametape with black lettering and Velcro hook fastener. Direct from my not so secret source on Victory Drive near Ft Benning.